Comment with the LOWEST number of upvotes wins the main prize!
"Now that is interesting. People could make a lot of money losing!"
This contest would not be possible without generous donation from @papa-pepper. Thanks!
THE WORST STEEMIT CONTEST
This idea is very different from your usual Steemit contest. In this one the comment with the LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WINS the main prize! So you are basically trying to be the worst contestant ever :D
WTF? WORST COMMENT WINS?
Yes! This experiment can create an interesting upvoting game in which all the contestants will be upvoting their opponents comments to win the main prize. This way we can have fun and make money together! By upvoting your opponents you are basically forcing them to upvote you back. So just entering this contest with ANY comment should guarantee you some payout at the end. And if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!
RULES:
- Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
- Upvote and Resteem this post.
- Start upvoting your opponents comments so you can win!
DEADLINES:
You can only enter this competition in first three days. Then you have 3 more days for up-voting. I had to create this rule otherwise the competition would simply be won by last post. Now you can choose your own strategy. Posting later could slightly better your chance to win the main prize. Posting sooner can give you higher payout on your comment.
ENTER UNTIL: Monday (2017/6/19) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)
COMPETITION ENDS: Thursday (2017/6/22) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(At that time I will download the whole post in .pdf so I can see who had the lowest number of votes at that exact moment. Counting just one first post from each user.)
You can check your time difference here:
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PRIZES
WINNER: 50 SBD +20% SBD payout from this post
1st RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post
Hope you will enjoy the game. May the WORST player win!
@lepton
Knock knock.
Who is there?
I don't know, who IS there?
Who are any of us, really?
Ha! :-)
It's supposed to be bad jokes. But this is hilarious.
Nooooo!!!! ;P
Oh yeah! Shoot! I should have posted my blog post like spam here! https://steemit.com/funny/@improv/50-followers-gentle-werewolf-scene-3 That would have surely lost me upvotes.
$12.14 payout on this comment. A winner already
I do think this is my favorite contest ever. I get to read all sorts of wonderful jokes, and people vote for my joke, too! I admit, I didn't love reading the hate speech that was trying to not get upvoted, but all the jokes made up for it! :P
Yeah, it was fun reading through what people came up with. And everyone wins in some way actually. Just that with too many comments the post takes time to load now! Lol
That's a problem we're lucky to have! Just checked out your blog! I love the idea of an advice column here. HOORAY!
Thanks! It is actually amazing to see the advise from everyone. I hope it picks up :)
Lol. I love this phychology play. U prefer to lose while people want U to lose giving U money. Win-Win
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We are just bits in the hard drive of the great simulator.
Each thought, each neuron sparking, a brief electrical impulse in the cosmos.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
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What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn. Where's pop corn...The corniest joke I know.
When the post said 'corny' you took it literally didn't you?
I was wondering who would pick up on that!!!
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I like angles, but only to a degree. . .
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Warning: the below buttons (any of them... Im not picky) add you to my murder-list.
I'm an insane scientist... Trust me when I say looking like frankenstein is the least of your worries ;)
Gooddammit eSteem... now I gotta murder all the developers !
sigh
fills blowdarts with botulin toxin and heads out
It is with deep regret I announce the passing of @drpuffnstuff.
Could someone donate 5 SBD ? I need a new knife... mine's been "lost"
Haha, I'm innocent!
Hey !
I thought we agreed, no necromancy !
Who brought him back ?
Say... if I hide within a comment chain...do I still coument XS
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upvoters of this comment will get a follow back
lol
Ayye!
You, um, aren't following me.
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Round two is ready:)
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Q: What's green and if it falls on you you'll die?
A: A golf course.
lol
It's not even funny go away hahaha
GREAT JOKE. WOULD READ AGAIN. A+++
Hahhaha thanks :)
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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
It wasn't born yesterday.
ha
Yikes!!! oh boy.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
Let's meet up in the corner.
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Go two tomatoes to cross the road.
One says: beware! Pfaff
the other says: what? Pfff
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What's ET short for?
So he can fit on the space ship.
Your mom! (¬_¬;)
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I'm not going to win :(
You did not :( But you can now get your revenge in round 2:
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Upvote this man!!! #genius.
hahahaha
Looks like your in the lead!!!
I don't like this game :(
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One day, a kid was riding his hoverboard down the street, then he fell and died.
Hahaha
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please don't.
I did. Round two is ready:)
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What did one firefly say to the other firefly?
"You glow girl"
TOO GOOD.
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Round two is ready:) You glow girl!
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This contest sucks and I hate @papa-pepper.
@acidyo is trippin' because @papa-pepper is so hot right now.
#LetThatSinkIn
my comment was related to the contest, lol
Mine wasn't as funny.
(winning!)
ROLF
Ahahaha @sircork
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Hillary clinton
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
WHAM! That's how you do it!
Have one on the road and head to the second round:)
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From my memechallenge entry post:
https://steemit.com/memechallenge/@ace108/meme-challenge-21-catscan-by-ace108
Round two is ready:)
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Thanks for the information.
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Round two is ready:)
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ok
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What did your mom say after she ate dinner?
She yelled: Round two is ready!!!! Join here:)
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There was an old Steemian writing a post
When out from beyond came a hungry ghost
The Steemian knew
Just what to do
And made the ghost some jam and toast.
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i have no idea wtf to say as a joke! lmao
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A man walks into a bar......
"ouch!"
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whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snow balls
i almost posted this same joke haha glad i didnt
well then i guess thats worth a follow! lol
LOLLLLL
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Right here noone cares about me
We will care about you even less in round 2 (worst poem:)
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Think joke............ think america
what do they have in common?
Its trump cause he's a joke played by russians on americans
meep
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Going bankrupt I know you want me to just quit and give up steemit everyone on here who basically think I'm hitler.
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So if I lose I get votes and if I win I get Steem? Sounds like a win win lol
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this comment section is going to crash my computer -_-
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Excellent point.
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?...
You can unscrew a light bulb.
No, difference) You need money to make them shine)
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Upvote if you remember this
Damn I'm getting old. And no comments? Now I feel even older... :)
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click here!This post received a 18% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @lepton! For more information,
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How come the average tranny pornstar has a curved *****? Am i right? ...
LOL
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@papa-pepper always helping out us loosers :)
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What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
A baby nailed to ten trees...
Had to vote it :)
I will tell it to my dear one when she is holding a baby
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Ned: "What was the worst Steemit Contest you ever joined?"
Me: "Worst Steemit Contest."
I take that as a compliment :) Now you can join round 2:
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I know I ignore people that say this so maybe it will work here. Followed you now follow me back!!
I'm following you... watch your steps
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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two..... now it's a touchy subject.
good one :D dare to join round 2?
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who comment after me: are F**ed in evry hole, sh!t eaters and mistakes of nature. who upvoteme the same!
Hint: Be greedy Vote each other comment, don't give anyone a chance to win!!!
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Why do people say that they have to take a dump but in reality they are dumping the dump
why why why??
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Nice post
you were raped too)))
Lol
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh????
Ten-ticles!!!
sounds like testicles lol
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Thanks! I'm reading your post now...
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