• improv (71)in #freewrite • 2 days ago

  Carbon Lifeform -5minutefreewrite

  For CARBON LIFE FROEM er FORM My child is telling his cousin my wife's password. This is the beginning of hacker culture. My wife doesn't know I'm cheating. We haven't…

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 8 days ago

  End of the Hostility

  For Hostility is a place in the heart of war. War. I was saying the other day that violence is gray.. I mean the idea of it. The news reports looting as violence. And…

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• improv (71)in FreeCompliments • 8 days ago

  Punday Monday 384!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is baking! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

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• improv (71)in #stereotypes • 12 days ago

  Thoughts that I don't want to interrupt my wife with

  She's working on a poem or a paper, and needs to not be interrupted even though she's so close. But I'll be good. But I have thoughts, and I love sharing my thoughts with her.…

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• improv (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 14 days ago

  Punday Monday 383!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Hannukah! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

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• improv (71)in #cast-iron • 18 days ago

  Art in the mundane

  The house is smoky because I'm reseasoning these pans, but first... do you see what I see? What sorts of worlds do you perceive in the rust spot?

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• improv (71)in #poem • 18 days ago

  Diminishing returns

  I Felt like I could get A lot done today But here it is at The end of the day and I don't know that I did so Much. I'm tired. I want to Do more but my Brain has gone…

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• improv (71)in Proof of Brain • 21 days ago

  Punday Monday 382!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is cookies! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

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• improv (71)in #sad • 28 days ago

  Things are crappy

  Hey. It's just that things are crappy. Mostly cat things. But the crappiness is big. It's bad in a big way. It's bad in a worse than if she had just died. That's why it's bad.…

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• improv (71)in FreeCompliments • 29 days ago

  Punday Monday 381!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Black Friday! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To…

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• improv (71)in FreeCompliments • last month

  Punday Monday 380!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Thanksgiving! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To…

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• improv (71)in #flash • last month

  I'm not Hemingway

  He didn't even write "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn" That's a sad story. Here's a scary one: For Sale: Baby Food. Extra Blood.

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• improv (71)in #marlians • 2 months ago

  Hypthetical

  If there were a food product that could feed someone for a day that could be produced for $0.001 cents but if you ate only it, you would live an average of 20 years less, do…

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• improv (71)in FreeCompliments • 2 months ago

  Punday Monday 379!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is mystery! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

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• improv (71)in #life • 2 months ago

  Habits

  Gosh almighty it's hard to develop good habits... Not always, but when you're stressed and depressed and all that? Yes. Habits I want to develop A good stretching routine…

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• improv (71)in #life • 2 months ago

  The saga of the cat

  Kirby has idiopathic chylothorax. We've mostly heard that her prognosis is not good. We're not entirely sure how much is vets trying to discourage us from seeking the surgery…

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• improv (71)in #puns • 2 months ago

  Punday Monday 378!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is history! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

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• improv (71)in #rough • 2 months ago

  Hard to stay chipper

  My back hurts I'm worried about my cat I'm exhausted. I haven't slept well in ages. My heart is thumping hard I'm having trouble calming my mind

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• improv (71)in #notapoem • 2 months ago

  Things that (should) make me joyful

  I'm not sure how well this will work to improve my mood, but I'm willing to try My wife loves me My child loves me My house is filled with love I have a house My backyard…

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• improv (71)in #poetry • 2 months ago

  My list of things to be miserable about

  My dad is dead A genocide in Palestine My cat is dying The vet bills are expensive My acting career is not being a career right now I'm tired My body hurts I'm having…

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