I really don't know if my work monitor our laptops. Even if someone's in the office they can still be skiving. I did hear they caught a guy who was coming to the office, but then having a sneaky sleep in his car. I'm just wary of the risks of being caught. Just try to ensure people can say nice things about my work.

You don't want to do the wrong sort of 'blurt'. I upset too many people on the Mary Celeste that is the refuge of the great unloved.

Must try that trick with the mouse...