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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 days ago
Hard Milk And Chicken
You ready for some hard milk? There was a tap at my desk and I looked up to see Toulouse grinning like a buffoon above me. We called him Toulouse because he resembled…
$79.69
Pending payout amount: $79.69
Breakdown: 39.84 HBD, 104.03 HP
Payout in 4 days
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 6 days ago
Dem Hips
There you are youngster! My neighbour The Jim boomed cheerily at me from my doorstep. I was not sure why he seemed surprised given that only moments before he had rung…
$83.09
Pending payout amount: $83.09
Breakdown: 41.54 HBD, 108.47 HP
Payout tomorrow
533 69
meesterboom (80)in #life • 9 days ago
Wet Spaghetti
Finally, it was over. The pushup challenge that I started in November was complete. I am now a shell of a man albeit one with very strong arms. 100 pushups a day for a whole…
$79.21
Past Payouts $79.21
- Author $39.65
- Curators $39.56
495 90
meesterboom (80)in #life • 19 days ago
No More Window
It's about my rise. You know, for the job that I got and am doing now? I sat at one side of a desk in a pokey little meeting room that smelled oddly of fried potatoes and the…
$82.97
Past Payouts $82.97
- Author $41.53
- Curators $41.44
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Rhetorical
Could you do me a favour and stick a dark wash on? The Good Lady yelled from the depths of the house. I looked up from the beanbag I was sprawled on whilst I navigated…
$88.54
Past Payouts $88.54
- Author $44.32
- Curators $44.23
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
The Team
Boom, come with me a moment will you? El-Jefe, a cross between a giant amoeba and a fat walrus and who also happened to be my boss crooked a finger at me from a doorway to…
$82.56
Past Payouts $82.56
- Author $41.32
- Curators $41.23
491 109
meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Push It Good
What's that? The Good Lady poked at an opened paper parcel on the table before me. It's a parcel. I looked up at her, my face glum as if I had found a piss-covered…
$83.25
Past Payouts $83.25
- Author $41.67
- Curators $41.58
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Ibiza's Dark Secret
It is no secret that recently I went with the family holiday to Ibiza for a massive two weeks. Many people asked if I was going clubbing, others asked if this was a mission for…
$79.25
Past Payouts $79.25
- Author $39.67
- Curators $39.58
500 94
meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Babet
I think we will need some things from the shops. Our shelves are quite empty after having been away on holiday. The Good Lady frowned into an empty cupboard that gaped…
$80.45
Past Payouts $80.45
- Author $40.27
- Curators $40.18
544 105
meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
No Phonez
Just popping to the toilet chaps. I hoiked myself up from the sun lounger where I had been slowly basting in the Ibiza sun and nodded at the family. The Good Lady…
$73.21
Past Payouts $73.21
- Author $36.64
- Curators $36.57
546 113
meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
The Last of My Kind
Bloody hell. One of the chaps, Gertrude, sitting beside me in the office threw up his hands and huffed at his screen. What's up with you? I asked curiously.…
$82.00
Past Payouts $82.00
- Author $41.03
- Curators $40.97
453 107
meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
No More
Hey darling, it's only a week till we go away. Can you print our travel documents out for the holiday? The Good Lady bustled about with some kind of laundry in her hand.…
$69.04
Past Payouts $69.04
- Author $34.55
- Curators $34.49
432 111
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Parp
I sauntered into the living room after finishing work. It had been a long day and I was looking forward to making something tasty to eat and then sitting on my chuff on the couch…
$71.30
Past Payouts $71.30
- Author $35.68
- Curators $35.62
462 127
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Tumshie
Indian Summers are fabulous aren't they? Enthused Florence Gump , a Mummy sort that was standing beside me as I watched my kids play on a rope swing in the local park.…
$59.02
Past Payouts $59.02
- Author $29.54
- Curators $29.48
426 111
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Panned
You know that Toilet seat that we bought, can you fit it soon please? The old one is horrible? The Good Lady waved in the direction of the toilet as she spoke. Her face…
$60.57
Past Payouts $60.57
- Author $30.33
- Curators $30.25
597 147
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Buk Buk
Next Friday, one week's time. Bang, OUT! Wetty flounced up to my desk and announced proudly. I raised a genteel yet commanding brow and pushed back on my wheely chair so…
$62.95
Past Payouts $62.95
- Author $31.50
- Curators $31.44
438 55
meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Copper Beers
...and you promise that you won't get too tiddly, Daddy-Bear? The Good Lady looked a little fraught as she bade me goodbye on the doorstep. It was a relatively sunny…
$68.03
Past Payouts $68.03
- Author $34.06
- Curators $33.98
565 122
meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Taking Names
Can you do me a favour? Ileyena is on the class WhatsApp group for the Little Boom and she is having trouble accessing the homework on that new app they have. The Good…
$67.51
Past Payouts $67.51
- Author $33.79
- Curators $33.72
484 94
meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Fruity Patooty Beers!
Beers, sweet glorious beers. The oil that lubricates life itself. Where would we be without beer? Well, possibly not in the toilet pissing like an elephant at four in the…
$65.69
Past Payouts $65.69
- Author $32.88
- Curators $32.81
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Always Bet on the Black
Ladycakes, come and see! You have to come and see!! I yelled in at the kitchen door excitedly as if an Ocelot had bounced up in my lap and told me it could be anything I…
$80.04
Past Payouts $80.04
- Author $40.06
- Curators $39.98
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