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meesterboom (80)in #life • 16 days ago
We Ride
Hey, look at this! The Good Lady waggled her phone at me as if it were a beagle with big ears and we were playing at Shake the Beagle till it BURPS!™ I looked…
$58.93
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 25 days ago
Rolling It Back
Ugh. It was unusually dark in my bedroom. Cold too. I rolled out of bed rubbing at my hands for a while and grumbling softly to myself. Even my bed seemed hard and cold this…
$71.84
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- Author $35.96
- Curators $35.88
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
Pot Noodled
You got your Lotto tickets on for tonight? My mate Daz raised a pint of beer appreciatively at me as he said this and clinked it to my pint. I took a deep slurp of the…
$79.17
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- Author $39.63
- Curators $39.54
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meesterboom (80)in #life • last month
A Bodie
See that? I looked up to see Wee Yellow sidle over to my desk talking out the side of his mouth as if he suffered a stroke and had come over to my area to piss himself.…
$87.14
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- Author $43.61
- Curators $43.52
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
See You At The Top
My phone softly pinged. I swiped the notification away and with a heavy heart, slowly stood. Guy's, it's time. I called out to the family dotted about the house. No one…
$92.84
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- Author $46.48
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Some Kind Of Monster
Afternoon ladies. Just passing through, don't mind me. I breezed through the lounge where the Good Lady was holding court with several of her friends. I recognised one of…
$87.45
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- Author $43.78
- Curators $43.67
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
Signals
Hey, Boom. How you been? One of my colleagues, Londo, sidled up to my desk and greeted me out of the side of his mouth as if we were Gnagsters from the roaring twenties…
$91.04
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- Author $45.58
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 2 months ago
The Ball King
It seemed like just another day as a humdrum dad in a humdrum neighbourhood but little did I know what the events of the day would bring. It started out innocuously enough. My…
$86.29
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- Author $43.19
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
United We Stand
None of us like it. Proclaimed Barky, a shambling upright otter of a woman. Yes, it's not right. We can't be expected to put up with this? Almost shouted Burton.…
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- Author $35.37
- Curators $35.29
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Batman And The Turtles Eggs
Boom, come here? El-Jefe towered over my desk like a large bathtub of solidified porridge. S'up Boss-Dawg? I said chirpily as I raised myself up from my chair to…
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- Author $32.00
- Curators $31.93
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Not My Shoulder
Listen, I have asked Vanetta to pop round after school for a playdate with the Little Boom. That ok? The Good Lady asked in that way of ladies who ask things but never…
$46.30
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- Author $23.18
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Two Strangers In A Hoose
I suppose you have heard. Scooper my occasional gym buddy said as he dried himself a little over vigorously with his towel. I too was drying myself but with more…
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- Author $34.34
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Deadly As The Viper
Well, that was unexpected! The Good Lady lowered herself into the car seat beside me with a puzzling wince. I stopped playing intergalactic space pilot in my head and…
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- Author $26.64
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Fifty Times Right
Definitely wine tonight. Legata, a frosty-haired, sharp-nailed colleague of mine smiled as she said this. Her smile was bright with menace as if when she talked about wine…
$65.19
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- Author $32.63
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 3 months ago
Leather Man
It's not morally acceptable to wear leather these days. Von Humphing leaned forward and fingered the lapel of my jacket with a frown. A bunch of us had decided to go to…
$80.99
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- Author $40.54
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
You Can Run But...
What's that you have there? Asked my fellow Scotsman, Ramon. We were in the kitchen of my house drinking whisky and tying feathers to ourselves in advance of going out to…
$74.14
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- Author $37.12
- Curators $37.02
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Piscina Flaps
Here's to a great new year in advance guys! My mate The Duke held up his glass and the rest of us did likewise to his toast. Cheers! We had popped around to my mate…
$76.69
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- Author $38.39
- Curators $38.30
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Merry Kreesmas
Hey baby, come upstairs! The Good Lady yodelled huskily from somewhere in the house. I looked up from my phone where I had been watching a man caulking some bathroom…
$86.73
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- Author $43.41
- Curators $43.32
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 months ago
Horgrust
Hello there! The name's John, pleased to meet you! The man on my doorstep stuck out his free hand to shake mine which I did with a little reluctance due to the high number of…
$68.51
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- Author $34.30
- Curators $34.21
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 5 months ago
Hard Milk And Chicken
You ready for some hard milk? There was a tap at my desk and I looked up to see Toulouse grinning like a buffoon above me. We called him Toulouse because he resembled…
$75.70
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- Author $37.89
- Curators $37.81
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