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I think not, dude. But, as your friend, I'll send you virtual sympathies and a promise that I will dedicate 12% of my movie watching to you. You shall live vicariously through my eyes. 12% of the time. When I watch movies. Of the PG and the R-rated variety.

Excellent, for 12% of the time I shall be like a fully functioning human, kind of. Almost!

Hurrah! I think!