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We could build the thing out of sheep. They have a lot apparently. Nice insulation even if a bit noisy

Oh yeah, who could pass up the opportunity to live in a sheep castle! We could defend it with sheep-throwing catapults!

Hehe, ah there would be no end to the sheepery!! :0D

I'm not sure they go splat when they land, but I hope so. We won't fling them at New Zealander's though, they have a certain penchant for them, or so Australian's believe. 🤔

Splat would be better than bounce.

You know, it's funny you say that. Even way up here in the cold North I have heard jokes about new Zealanders hehe

I wasn't sure if the NZ reference would translate, clearly it did...and the Kiwi's reputation precedes them. 😁

Hahahah, it certainly does! They say it up this way about the Welsh too :OD