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Splat would be better than bounce.

You know, it's funny you say that. Even way up here in the cold North I have heard jokes about new Zealanders hehe

I wasn't sure if the NZ reference would translate, clearly it did...and the Kiwi's reputation precedes them. 😁

Hahahah, it certainly does! They say it up this way about the Welsh too :OD

Bloody Welsh!