Buddy is the miniest of all minnies hey? D'awww...the poor little thing walks with this crazy wobble...has a scissor beak...such a trooper I tell ya.
Our wind was nothing like what you are describing, effing dumpster lids anyways!! WTFF alarms going off, that sounds crazy...!
HA I have seen it set off a car alarm before, but in this instance I meant it howled really loudly and then a dog freaked out about it. So:
hooooowwwwl (wind, not dog)
Dog: OH MY GOD DANGER DANGER THERE WAS A SCARY SOUND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IT'S THE WIZARD OF OZ OR SOME SHIT HUMANS WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING??!
Ooooh lololol my bad my bad hahhaahaa!!!