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Serious THINGS on today's show
- The saliva that hung out too long
- Water that drives my wife nuts
- Poke her...I hardly even know her
- The greatest digression on Velcro EVER!
ABOUT joel
The show is hosted by @JoelKruger, currency trader and market punk. Joel is looking forward to putting his ADHD to good work, through his streams. Joel covers markets, music, literature (that he doesn't ready), art and life.
NOTE - We'll be putting out a formal schedule soon, so keep in touch for updates. Look forward to seeing you on the show.
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Hi joelkruger,
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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Perfect!!!!! To be honest....I'm more of a pantsless with vodka in hand kind of guy.
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