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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.
No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.
Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.
Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.
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Today's Sponsors are:
Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.
Faucet Jackpot
If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.
The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.
New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".
| Sponsor | SBD Donated |
|---|---|
| @sydesjokes | 10.000 |
| @joanstewart | 2.500 |
| @fhstralow | 1.500 |
| Total | 14.000 |
Faucet Payouts
The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/
If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.
Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/
Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.
Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.
Past Faucet Posts
| Faucet Date | Sponsors | Comments | Upvotes | SBD Payout |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9th May 2018 | 11 | 300 | 553 | 2.80 |
| 8th May 2018 | 8 | 290 | 565 | 3.20 |
| 7th May 2018 | 10 | 201 | 534 | 2.50 |
| 6th May 2018 | 10 | 242 | 513 | 3.20 |
| 5th May 2018 | 10 | 267 | 560 | 3.20 |
| 4th May 2018 | 8 | 272 | 549 | 3.00 |
| 3rd May 2018 | 9 | 296 | 578 | 3.00 |
| 2nd May 2018 | 11 | 250 | 542 | 4.50 |
| 1st May 2018 | 11 | 240 | 545 | 3.00 |
| Faucet Posts for April 2018 | 5678 | 12827 | 104.70 | |
| Faucet Posts for March 2018 | 3807 | 11626 | 147.50 | |
| Faucet Posts for February 2018 | 2391 | 7673 | 211.00 | |
| Faucet Posts for January 2018 | 5002 | 5940 | 213.81 | |
| Faucet Posts for December 2017 | 905 | 727 | 19.00 | |
| Totals | 20141 | 43732 | 724.41 |
Hello!
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2.80 SBD shared with 283 people so 0.010 SBD each for Daily Faucet for 9th May 2018
Thanks so much
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I just came back from a court. They charged the guy with bringing his own bag of candy, popcorn and soda to the cinema.
It’s really unjust that he lost. Eventually he had to pay the court fees and legal counsel. At least he’ still a few dollars in the black compared to having bought all that at the cinema.
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Thanks :)
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An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family."
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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles Bukowski
I feel better to read this now!
thanks
They are too psychic to bother about money
Thank you <3
Thanks VERY much @sydesjokes! Thanks VERY much Sponsors! It is GREATLY appreciated! All the VERY best! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Around Tooth-hurty
Someone bring that joke a wheelchair! :)
thx very nice!
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The evil one rests sometimes; the fool never.... José Ortega y Gasset.
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Life isn't life without ketchup on your potatoes
very nice, thanks
Welcome to Steemit Faucet: 11th May 2018.
wow very excellent steemit information @sydesjokes
Don't let fear stop you from being great!
Class!
Interesting idea. I was away from Steemit for a few months. Back and please to see things progressing nicely.
Welcome back!
Hello world
“We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.” – Maya Angelou
Good to see the faucet back open.
Been following your progress for a little while now, keep up the great work. Glad to see projects like these flourish.
good day!
No matter how heavy the storm is in your life, always remember that, there is always a rainbow after the rain :)
Thank You @sydesjokes
"We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline."
– Jesse Owens
"We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline."
– Jesse Owens
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Hello from San Diego! I just made it to this one :)
cool faucet! every day!
Thanks for sharing
Thanks!
Some sunny days are brighter than others.
Wonderful support
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