Hey Elon, I'm Rebranding X (Twitter) For You - This is Beyond Viral

in #pimp16 days ago

Yes, beyond viral. It's a complete overhaul of X/Twitter. Why? Because I'm tired of even thinking the name 'Twitter' or hearing someone say 'Tweet' or 'Retweet'. You bought a great platform, but all you've really done is reskin it and drop a few walls.

I'm here to make it (X(mostly the genius behind it) and yes, go beyond viral.) a new monster that will crush #facebook. Mutilate #Instagram. Befuddle #TikTok. Because fuck those asshats. I'll even pay it forward and do it for free. I do this in the hopes that the genius of it all will be seen

The Fuck You Talking About Witty?

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This is the way. Moving forward, I will (and soon, so will everyone else) be calling 'tweets' - '#XAMPS'. Pronounced - stamps. I created a new word, you'll see it recognized by Merriam-Webster, Cambridge and Oxford in a few years.

It has virtually perfect marketability and now seeing this, all of you know that it cannot be ignored. It falls in line beautifully with the phenomenal 'X-Factor' that you (Elon Musk) keep bringing to the table. Oh, btw, where's my plate?

I've thought this out pretty well, because a stamp is so ideal for X. When you send a letter or greeting card via the snail mail process, you put a stamp on it. Now, on X, you can create a post and #XAMP it to the platform. You gave your post a #XAMP of approval, and sent it into the multiverse.

Stop 'retweeting', because now, they can be #REXAMPT. Do you have a brand new product or service? Create a #XAMPEDE by having your followers #REXAMP your post. They can even be double or triple #XAMPT when other people do the same thing!

I hope my xample is clear. This post will be pinned on my X profile for all to see. I will #XAMP it on there regularly and this will be a fire where they discover the source. You're welcome. Now let's talk, for real. I have other ideas, bet.

REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, regardless what giants I encounter.In closing, I just wanted to say that if anyone out there reading this does need a few ideas, I am happy to work with you. You can reach me on most of those cybercities listed below. #stayunderground #thehustleisreal #getdecentralized and of course -

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I think your ideas for rebranding the former Twitter and current X are Xcellent!
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Wtf you talking about Witty?

Ah it doesn’t matter. I am IN!

Hope things are warm and the little one is filling your pimp heart with magical Christmas joy.

Pimping it forward!

All day, joy and some good grief moments 😜 !PIMP

Just you wait...

Girls are more difficult, not gonna lie !PIMP

JUST....YOU....WAIT! ;) (Mine are 17 and 18....ugh)

I'm not impressed by your #xamp 😔.

But #xampede is the fucking bomb! That's something dope that came from all this other stuff.

Doesn't work without the root. Thanks 😊

You're right 😅