Jokes01

in #life7 years ago

Lover in the restaurant
Boyfriend: What to eat?
Lover: If you have a cup of tea for me, then your ambulance will run for you.
Boyfriend: Means?
Lover: I mean, my husband is entering -
But there was another woman in the background behind her husband. Now the lover (that is, the real wife of that husband) went unnecessarily. For the boyfriend, Anna went to the ambulance to run away with the lover.

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