Homonyms : Never Have I Ever 🚫

in #homonyms β€’ 2 years ago
This is already a blockbuster topic, but when I am on it, that's madness.


Well, If you come to know me, my brother and mother will complain about how much I love to eat everything with forks and spoons just to keep my hand dry. Then again, if my friends listen to that answer, they can even die laughing. I don't recommend that πŸ˜‰.

All they would say If I could; forget my two hands, I would even eat with my legs, let alone spoons.

My mother and brother would also say I have a bit of OCD. My friends would agree on a bit just about my reading table, but they will give you an explanation which I am not going to reveal, only other than that; you won't believe it if you could see the bachelor apartment where I stayed with my friends. It's just nature-shattering for someone who even has the slightest bit of OCD.

π–πžπ₯π₯, 𝐒𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐑𝐨 π₯𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛π₯𝐞𝐧𝐝.

𝔹π•ͺ π•₯𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒π•ͺ, 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 π•₯𝕙𝕖𝕀𝕖 π•”π•’π•Ÿ 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 π•π•šπ•– 😁

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  • Never Have I Ever been to a Girl's Restroom

I spent most of the time in boys' school and college except for classes seven and eight. Even going to girls' class was impossible as we were not allowed to go upper floors where the girl's used to study. The restroom was three floors upper. No chance. Then what? Boys and boys until I moved to BRAC. Do I need to explain about my University? About markets and Restaurants- I don't even feel comfortable going to the male, let alone the opposite. Most importantly, I wouldn't do it. That's it. Yes, I may be wild a bit, but I always have respected women. I wouldn't say I have never flirted with someone. But that's different, right?

  • Never Have I Ever ridden a bicycle.

I know it sounds odd when a 90's kid says something like that. Yes, I have played Marvels, cricket, football, video games like Mostofa(Cadillacs and Dinosaurs ), King of Fighters, and I was a pro. More than you can imagine. The owner used to cut the power to make me leave as he couldn't afford to say no. I have caught fish from the rivers and was an expert in kite flying. Do I have to mention boat riding and swimming? I knew all but never learned to ride a bicycle. I don't know why? It just didn't happen.

  • Never Have I Ever been to a Launch

Well, it's simple I am from Dhaka. All my relatives are around me. Even the farthest relative happens to be in my own Thana(Police station). Yes, I have traveled outside Dhaka. I have been to Cox's Bazar, Rangamati, Khagrachori, Shylet, Bandarban, Khulna, Sunamganj, Manikgang, Gazipur, and many more places, but I never had to travel on a Launch.

Good luck with finding the imposter 🍷


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true, lie, lie.

Delete my phone number. Open the door , I didn't like your behavior πŸ˜‰πŸ€£.

I will reveal later but I am more disappointed than Thanos.

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I think ; First one is true πŸ˜ƒ second one is lie 😁 last one true.

I will come back to you soon. Not revealing now 😢


Actually the first one is false. It was more of a mistake. I went to my school's roof, which wasn't allowed. That day I discovered there were female washrooms πŸ˜….


The first one seems like a lie for some reason, I guess it's just the way you explained it all, felt a bit "fake". πŸš₯


Detective 🀠.

I will come back to you soon. Not revealing now 😢



It was raining, do I have to mention about electricity! Unfortunately the generator wasn't working. It was prohibited to go beyond 5th floor. I don't know why I decided to go to the roof. That day I found out ladies washroom was in the roof as well. Some girls saw me but it wasn't a problem. Panic started to grow when I discovered my Class teacher as well 🀐.

That day I found out she didn't used to hate me the way I used to think πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚. No action was taken πŸ˜…πŸ˜Œ

Well, well, I wasn't wrong then haha. πŸ˜‚




Well explained, made me confused on which one to pick. Okay, I would stick with the second one, I think you have ridden a bicycle, haven’t you? πŸ€”

Well, it's the first one, and that wasn't intentional.


I was the first one who was right πŸ˜‚
Where is my gift Helios the Darth ?
Or should I say mirjafor er Nati ? πŸ™„

Well you were busted when you describe and pull the part about going in my childhood with my Mum. I took the full liberty to confuse you. It's I who deserve a reward πŸ˜‚.

I was convinced with that calculated explanation 😐

Well it's because of weird me. 90's kid who knows how to swim, climb trees, fly kites , catch fishes even can throw fishing nets but never rode a bicycle 🚳. I have even drove a truck for minutes or two πŸ˜‚.

Well I'm gonna say first one is lie ! Shocking right ? πŸ˜‚ Well I said this because most of boys did go to girls restroom or ladies parlor when they are little.
And on the other hand I don't believe either you never have been to a launch 😜.

You have to pick one by the way. Well I am not counting on which I didn't do that's more of my mother doing but I never went with my mother.

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Well those were interesting!
I was going to say the first one too and you already revealed that..
But please learn cycling! It'll be a wholesome experience! Better late than never!
Thanks for joining! πŸ’™