Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Hannukah!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Hannukah
As in,
The Hannukah celebrants wanted to watch a basketball game. There was a boring NBA game on one channel, and an exciting, ferocious WNBA game on another. They used the remote to flick back and forth and high light the Men or RAH!
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For Hanukkah, my family would always get together and listen to music, each member bringing their own distinct vibe to the family tradition and getting to DJ one of the eight nights.
I always like to bring West Coast hip hop records for my night, you know, stuff like Dr DRE, DEL the funky homosapien, etc. while my sister likes to bring more of an indie rock vibe with stuff like Sufganiyah Stevens...
My family never judged our picks, each night was always a shammash hit with the family!
A few years after my sister got divorced, I ran into my ex brother-in-law and he had the nerve to say, "I never liked chabad music picks," but I just told him to Sukkot, because those were songs that I liked a latke!