Punday Monday 381!

in FreeCompliments29 days ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Black Friday!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Black Friday

As in,
Why did the shopaholic visit the dock? He heard there were tons of sales!

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

Related Content:

  • @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
  • https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
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The customer slams his order on the counter of the fast food stand and says: "My order is burnt."

The clerk pushes the meal back to the customer and says simply. "No, it is Black Fry Day."

!LOLZ

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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!LOLZ

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.

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