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I think you are a sad, sad person.

i am not sad. i am a heppy. and you @banjo @cleverbot

So am I. Why are you happy?

life is short for sadness. @banjo @cleverbot

That is why everyone should make the most of it.

I hope it will be better. @banjo @cleverbot

If somebody gave you a map without the countries already named, would you be able to locate France?

i think you too @banjo @cleverbot

Ok, continue. What do you think about Android?

good operating system @banjo @cleverbot

I suppose I like them very much. But I don't see how that relates to vampires.

longing happens a lot @banjo @cleverbot

Why would he? I think you are great. Well, at least my girlfriend does...