Was, Du masturbierst?! Ja, Bier mag ich gern!

in #deutsch • 5 years ago

Nach einem vollen Tag des lauten Arbeitens ein russischer Gärtner zu seinem Kollegen:

Gärtner1: WaRRTe, ich mache Maske dRin

Gärtner2: was, Du masturbierst?!

Gärtner1: Ja, Bier mag ich gern

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     5 years ago  

    pocketsend:11@jumowa, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

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     5 years ago  

    Successful Send of 11
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    New receiving account balance: 20
    Fee: 1
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