COMMENTS WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!
Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Last round generated 460 comments and people really played the upvoting game so we proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!
All of you made money in comment section but I lost a lot of SBD in Round 2 so I had to ease up on prizes this time :D You compete for 20 SBD + 30 Whaleshares in this round.
THE WORST RULES:
1) Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
2) Upvote and Resteem this post.
3) Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...
ENTER UNTIL:
Wednesday (August 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)
You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/
COMPETITION ENDS:
Saturday (August 19) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
THE WORST PRIZES:
WINNER: 20 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 10 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10 Whaleshares
*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Last round some people tried to post endless white images so no. Those can't win.
You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.
What's the worst joke?
My wife
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Oh the humanity...That's my joke...
I imagine you upvoted the people who upvoted you? Lol this is crack!
Of course 😁 I'm trying to win!!!
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What does the cow say to the goat?
Moo.
STOP UPVOTING THIS JOKE!
This is clearly cultural appropriation...shame!
That will teach you!
DAMMIT NOW EVERYONE IS UPVOTING ME
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It's really not very funny, and the rules are very strange. I LOVE YOUR POST @lepton
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The best "worst" joke in my repertoire:
How do you know your sister is on her period?
...Your dad's dick tastes like blood...
I know, right? 😂😂😂
Uh...can we get a witness on this one?
I second that dog's protestation.
I couldn't bring myself to upvote this one...
Bahahaha. Isn't that the point? 😂😂
Yea ...guess it's how far your willing to go...
All the way. All the time.
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This joke goes out to all beggars on Steemit who are begging for upvotes and followers. You may think this is a good way to gain Steem, but I beg to differ. By the way, please don't upvote... ;)
Lol this is awesome!!!
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This is hilarious Colorado-Girl! Do you think you can make it to our Colorado Springs meetup 11/4 @ 8PM at the Burrowing Owl?
joke - what do you call a vegan who looses his mind: a vegan going ham .. haha
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So, two priests are driving down a road when they get stopped by a police officer.
"I'm looking for two child molesters," the officer tells them.
The priests look at each other before they speak. "We'll do it."
Sorry dude but that's what friends do in this contest.
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knock knock
Trump: Who's there?
Kim Jong-Un: me the guy with mushroom on head and no brain just like u................. boom boom boom boom
̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(◣_◢)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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To get to the other side?
This joke is just soooOOOooo corny! };-)>
STOLEN MEME
but funny
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some steemit.
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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How did the farmer sew his overalls?
he used his cabbage patch...
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Smarm is just charm backwards.
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What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
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the worst joke in comments.
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Well now everyone is here :P
!!! You upvoted me. Treason 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😧😧😧😧😧😧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
We both won't get either of the prizes.
😢😢
smile! you are in CAMERA!
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Two peanuts were walking through a park and one was a salted
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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What is easier to move dead babies or bags of sand?
Dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork..
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
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I Took my girlfriend out for shopping with only one hundred dollars on Me, thinking my bae will just buy snacks or soft drinks and I will pay, but with my foolishness I told her to take any drink she wants and there were lots of people around I wanted to act like am the Boss but she picked up one of the expensive wine I whisper to her try to convince her, but she insisted she want the wine and called Me fool! Next time do not take me for granted I am expensive. I wanted to cry.
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What does a steemer say?
I really hope I loose this contest
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Upvote this comment if you are stupid
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What ever
وجعلنا من بين أيديهم سدا ومن خلفهم سدا فأغشيناهم وهم لا يبصرون
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Q: What's the worst thing you can come across on the internet?
A: your keyboard
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life is too short to remove USB safely :-)
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What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing. It just waved!
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What sound does a chainsaw make?
Run nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga
Ok Justin Bieber
Well shit now everyone is here because I resteemed it.
you are getting rekt out of here
Eh... least I get third place! Wait until people start upvoting you :P
nvmind now everyone decided to pick on me
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The worst joke
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Loser doesn't upvote
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If i'm at the liqueur store looking for a bottle of tequila...Is the person who shows me where to find it considered my spirit guide?
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Upvote this if you are a racist antifa/confederate/nazi
The south will rise again!
hilarious
#winning
Why'd the whale cross the road?
It didn't
Newspaper headline reads.. cartoonist found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy
Still in National Day Holiday mood.
Please don't upvote comment :-)
Does this count?
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” I replied. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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Ala hai Keubeu leumbam le that jai kacang panah
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Poing Poing.....Poing!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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BOOYA MOFOS TSAPARAS IN DA HOUSE
How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
very good ukulelever chops.
What did one ball of dough say to the other? " Fuck were toast!"
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