Welcome to the Fourteenth week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.
Please read the contest rules here
Rules for Judges
- Contest will run for a minimum of 16 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
- Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
- @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
- Judges will do their best to review all entries
- Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
- A big thank you to @idikuci and @take5 for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 13
- A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 13 @belemo, @armiaaceh, @profanereviews and @buttcoins your time is greatly appreciated.
Judges:
@dj123
@diebitch
@profanereviews
@pechichemena
@artakush
@take5
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Do you want to be a judge?
Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.
Prizes
- Court Jester will get 45SBD
- Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
- People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
- People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
- Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
- Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
- Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
- 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
- Chuck Norris Award
- 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD (New Award)
- 3 of the best videos as selected by CarlGnash will get 5 SBD each. Click here for details
This week's prize pool 135SBD
Curators
A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.
@ilt-yodith (New Curator)@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
@acolucky (Careful, he gets lucky a lot)
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Sponsors
Donations
A big thank you to @acolucky, @sisygoboom, @holybranches, and @mahendranikum who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 194SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 35SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 3SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2Steem, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.011SBD
Delegations
Big thank you to @carlgnash, @sisygoboom and @pechichemena who added to our delegation pool this week.
@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @cemke - 40SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP
Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:
We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.
This post marks the end of Round 13 and the start of Round 14 of Comedy Open Mic.
Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.
Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.
Plagiarism
If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.
Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Here is my last-minute entry. I nominate @gmuxx and @rhondak .
https://steemit.com/thewritersblock/@sk43/adventures-in-cabin-rental
I am very excited to be a judge on @comedyopenmic ! I wish everyone the most creativity and the best imagination for your jokes!
Be real, be funny, and most important ENJOY!
Artakush gets ready to judge great jokes in the bush...
Thanks for doing this! We all appreciate it.
It is my pleasure! Merci for support!
I'm a very shy person, so I'll just type my joke
How'd you like it if ladies where given a minimum amount of words to say per day? Yeah, life would be boring, you wouldn't have a reason to come home late.
Also, during sex she can't say dirty things to boost your ego!
I mean, I'm only a nagging girlfriend...
wow... tell me you have more of them coming! holy jeebus. that's a nice snippet. give up a proper entry @chinyere3988! Can see you already hopped into the discord server. come out of the shadows and say hi!
Thank you
I'll try
Ohh yeaahh ohhhh yeaaahhh sound so sweet as you are @chinyere3988
Hello hello ! Happy to be a judge for this week ! I am bringing my last generation judging kit for the entries.. so beware!
Let's have some fun... >:) evil laugh...
Lol enjoy! I will be posting mine today I guess ...
COM always makes me think creatively to produce an interesting joke. I will be back to take part in this round.
Excellent opportunity to participate in the contest, I wish everyone a pleasant fun! Thank you @comedyopenmic
Wonderful, round 14 and we have more strength ... Let's continue with the fun
Wow amazing.
This community will continue to grow.
May be up to 1000 weeks even more.
Forever and a day more.
Definitely ... as long as we are all equally supportive for this community to continue to grow into the future
Why not put in an entry? We'll be happy to get an entry from you.
I'm happy to participate in your contest. Thank you for it.
My entry
Thanks to @mineopoly I have tried to attempt comedy. Hope it works
I'll check it out. Worth a laugh.
My entry one
When someone comments my post but does not vote.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@fabian98/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-14-a-lack-of-manners
Have a great day! Allow me to enter the contest, my link https://steemit.com/funny/@barski/hunting-stories-the-head-of-the-pen-the-beginning-of-the-road-and-in-jokes-and-in-earnest-comedyopenmic-round-14-entry
Entered for the first time with my creepy Natalie Portman tale!!! Thanks to the super kind and clearly delusional @carlgnash for the push!!! I hope I don't disappoint you like I do my parents....
please dont cry!
(maybe the bots dont even like me memspiration will come back to me)Hey @blewitt I totally blew it myself.. my memspiration went somewhere else!!! And I promised you right..
😂
Congratulations to @comedyopenmic, who has reached round 14, hopefully will continue to walk to the next round of her ..
thanks @adson. hope you've given or plan on giving COM an entry... it will mean a lot to the community.
Through your posts we can learn a lot of things to thank you so much for posting.....
Wonderfull idea......
Stupid comment...
this is my ticket
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@lisbethseijas/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-14
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@adamkun/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-14-the-conversation-between-a-woman-and-wicked-boy
like the contest @comedyopenmic.upvote done
you should participate.
i really love this contest very interesting week by week there are to many funny moment that they share and the most of all is laugh is the best medicine..i want to be a judge? what should i do to be a judge...thankyou
From the post:
Ok sir thank you for the infor
Congrats for completed 13th round and now running 14th round to all the curators, judges and sponsors. Keep doing good works
I would like to participate
Chuck norris the legend
Only original comedy entries Junai...you think you can do that?
hola como puedo participar
¡bueno! hacer una entrada original para COME y nominar a 2 otros @redimi2
I am also decided from now to do something and participate in this contests it will really helpful for me. Congrats all winner happy to see this contests first time
Hello. good day. This is my entry for this round.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@chineyes/inside-a-woman-s-purse-comedy-open-mic-round-14-entry
The comedy train doesn't stop rolling, does it? Guess I'll get on board for another round!
Adding a wee bit of humorous fiction here!
Steemwars - Part 5 - Starship Twerkers
hi to all funny people, its my entrance for this week: https://steemit.com/funny/@nahupuku/comedy-open-mic-round14-entry-1-my-first-stand-up-comedy-routine-im-a-w33d-plant-im-a-goat-with-diarrhea-song
My first entry.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/ping-pong-balls-i-thought-you-said-1526647634
My second entry.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/sodom-and-gomorrah-eugene-s-lot-in-life-short-play-comedy-open-mic-round-14
Here is my entry... a public service announcement of sorts...
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@walkingkeys/who-is-hotter-test-a-public-service-announcement-comedy-open-mic-round-14
The Winter is Coming Guys!! and my entry too!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jonsnoww/comedy-open-mic-round-14-the-escape-by-jonsnoww
i Hope you like!
Well I hope I am not too late for my shameless plug hahahaha
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@maverickinvictus/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-14-or-shilling-done-wrong-and-a-shameless-plug
Here's my submission. Just putting it here in case it got lost in the piles of other great submissions. Also, I'm totally down to be a judge in future contests if you need heartless cunts to tell folks they shouldn't give up their day jobs. I can also be kind, if they pay me.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@themadgoat/comedy-open-mic-contest-round-14-entry-1-famous-people-s-embarrassing-relatives