loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoHillbillyI really don't understand how Bill and Hillary Clinton dodged the nickname - "HillBilly"loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoA family affairMy mate came over yesterday, he was terribly upset. He said he had just slept with his second cousin. I said, "Bud, if it upsets you that much, just stop counting them"loboman (25)in #life • 7 years agoForever is tomorrowI went to my local video store and asked the clerk if I could have Batman Forever. He replied, no, I would have to return it tomorrowloboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoDiamond thingsMy mate asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said nothing would make her happier than a diamond ring. So he got her nothing 😂loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoBaby bluesThis "No more tears" is bullshit. I've already used, like, a whole bottle on this baby and he's still cryingloboman (25)in #life • 7 years agoFlat planet society?Question: Do flat earthers think all the planets are flat or just earth?loboman (25)in #life • 7 years agoTall storiesDear graffiti artists How the faark did you get up there?loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoRip-offI saw a cool T-shirt yesterday for only $10, but at the counter, the cashier asks me for $20. I say "But it says $10 on the price tag" He says "Ya, but it actually costs $20" So…loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoThe truth about SpongebobMaybe you didn't know this, But Spongebob is completely self-absorbedloboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoWhat's in a name?Got a cousin who's a lawyer, her name is Sue. Her brother's a mountaineer, his name is Cliff. His brother works in a sweet factory, his name is Chip. Chip's father is a painter…loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoa 'little' storyMy mate had sex with a dwarf yesterday, but he said that he won't be making a hobbit of it picure courtesy of - lotr.wikia.comloboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoNokia 3210Just put on a jacket that I last wore at a wedding in 1999 and found a Nokia 3210 in the inside pocket....It's still has 2 bars of battery life😂loboman (25)in #sport • 7 years agoThe mercurial Roger FedererI just watched Rafael Nadal go crashing out of the Australian Open, retired, hurt. Yesterday I saw that other tennis player extraordinaire, Novak Djokovic, also go limping out.…loboman (25)in #funny • 7 years agoThe real "Mission Impossible"The next film in the "Mission Impossible" franchise, is just gonna be a movie about Tom Cruise trying to get his car-keys off the top of the refrigeratorloboman (25)in #life • 7 years agoA message from George CarlinI would like to share this message from George Carlin, my favourite comedian ever and a very, very wise man "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings…loboman (25)in #introduceyourself • 7 years agoloboman introductiongood morning, Steemers, I am Loboman and I write to you from sunny South Africa on the beautiful east coast of Kwazulu Natal, land of golden beaches, amazing wildlife and home of…loboman (25)in #introduceyourself • 7 years agoloboman introductionIUJIOloboman (25)in #lobo • 7 years agoTrumpDonal Trump wakes up from anaesthetic after an op, "Melania, Melania, did I builded the big walls yet?"loboman (25)in #lobolobo • 7 years agoBon JoviMy wife said that she's leaving me for Tommy. It's because of my obsession with Bon-Jovi. I replied, "Tommy who used to work on the docks?"