Just as if the ECB won't clamp down on crypto when they feel like lol...

The Visegraad countries minus stupid Poland might be a place where they leave you alone. Or maybe Northern Cyprus could work (using the political vacuum between the Cold War fractions). In Europe, the only other places might be Andorra and Iceland, although, things don't look good in Andorra. Apparently the Brussels Moloch is trying to get to them lately.