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Between, thanks for letting the world know your crush.

Oh, yeah, this random pixabay.com guy is SO HOT (=totally not my type)

Sure. Just gonna pull your legs even though I do not know if that's an acceptable joke to Germans ^^. By the way, I don't expect you not to have a weird taste in men. You know I have my reasons.

you don't expect me not to have a weird taste in men? So you think I do have a weird taste in men? I don't get why

You want me to state my reasons? Like poles attract. Sorry, I had to derive my own version of the law.