10 ways to use your rectum.

1. Talk about the innocence of Hilary Clinton'

2. Talk about the benefits of socialism.

3. Talk about Universal benefits being a good thing.

4. Talk about how modern day feminism isn't a tool of Marxism

5. Talk about moral relativity as though it is a thing.

6. Talk about CNN being a good source of news.

7. Talk about big pharma being benevolent institutions.

8. Defecation.

9. Colonic irrigation.

10. Sexual thrills.