Thanks, man. I've been handcuffed and tossed in the back of a police car a couple times, but I don't have a record. My handle comes from a two-man musical comedy troupe I started. We needed a name, and my buddy, Joe, came to rehearsal and said, "Felon Fiercely. What do you think?" I said, "I like it. I'll be John Felon and you'll be Joe Fiercely." And those were our stage names from then on.