BREAKING NEWS: NextColony Explorer Found Satoshi Nakamoto

Maybe it's him... Maybe it's not... But it probably sounds like it is the real Satoshi Nakamoto!

This is the real fictional truth about what happened to Satoshi Nakamoto and who he is.

You know the founding creator of blockchain technology protocols used for the Bitcoin cryptocurrency.

As you may all know it's not a well-kept secret anymore.

People in the blockchain ecosystem think and believe that Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudo name used by unknown persons that authored the White Paper for Bitcoin.

Yet you see a bio profile of the man in Wikipedia! He is claimed to be a Japanese computer scientist and cryptographer.

Nevertheless, who do you think Satoshi Nakamoto really is? ...That is the question for you to answer if you can.

But, on the other hand, Why do you even care? What is your reward for even having an opinion about it?

So here are these people that have been looking for this guy... Since December 2010, they have been searching for Satoshi Nakamoto.

Who is he? ...Where is he? ...Why did he go away?

So I am posting this article which answers the question for you and me definitively!

I think because the best place to hide oftentimes is in plain sight!

Is this one of those times? I don't really know, but I would like to hear what you think about it!

However, my questions would open the investigative trail from 2008, but probably as far back as April 5th, 1975 the purported date of birth in Japan, the land of the rising Sun!

The questioning would popple the biological father and mother of the man, and any sibling.

Did the government authorities of the banking world pick him up and take 'em for a ride as the Mafia hitman used to say back in the 1930s and 1940s? ~ C' mon let me take you for a ride!

So anyhow, this is the short story that probably will be going viral by the time most people get around to reading this fictional news report about his whereabouts in Steemit City, the planetary capitol of TIMEETS!

Now when I heard his whereabout maybe in Steemit City, I was like let's get 'em because they may be some cryptocurrency reward set up for his safe return.

However, I'm like you and I haven't heard of one.

But there may be, probably because they may want him to appear before the U.S. congressional enhanced interrogation committee as a collaborative witness against FaceBook and the LIBRA coin token torture that is taking place.

I haven't heard anything that's gonna go viral. This breaking news report says only what is being reported.

FAQ News may add something more to it, as you all know so very well, that's what may be happening as we speak.

Now, mind you the Blockchain Inquisition is underway. So don't be surprised if Ned the Head of Steemit Inc and Steem Center be subpoena next because there are 2 headquarters ~ Virginia and New York City!

That's U.S. sovereign state territory, both numbered with the original 13 colonies from the beginning of the American republic.

They may be coming for the leaders of Steemit Inc, but we don't know for sure. At some point in time they may, and then what?

Anyway, the NextColony explorer found Satoshi! The breaking news is about to go viral if it has not already.

He reports that when he came out of warp speed he landed on a new Alpha planet in an unknown place of a blockchain far far away... Like in the past say 2009.

When he communicated with the artificial intelligent sapiens there in the past, they reported to him in a ledger asking the question, Is this Satoshi?

Since he couldn't fully understand their language because it sounds like there were avatars also looking for Satoshi asking the same question.

He further thought it strange they were asking him about the 8 decimals on the ledger.

They further asked him saying, where is MOE? Why no denominations to make MOE?

Then he remembered that the whole blockchain technology is based on cryptography, and Satoshi is the smallest decimal unit of the Bitcoin cryptocurrency.

He then was able to figure out that 8 refers to the number of letters in Satoshi's last name which is Nakamoto.

Then the sapiens and avatars started saying Yes. Yes. Satoshi Nakamoto which to them in their language meant GENESIS which speaks to the beginning because of the gematria based on the 7 letters for Satoshi and 8 letters for Nakamoto.

Then they counted together 7+5+14+5+19+9+19 = 78 and that is 15 but 7 and 8 are also the factors of 56. But it is also 1 when you subtract 7 from 8. Additionally, 15 is also 4 because of 1 minus 5.

Now they told him that was it. And he said What? Then they said 16! That is the sum of 15+1... 16=15+1!

Then the sapiens and avatars told him all cryptocurrency created from the beginning as an innovation of fiat paper money issued into the general circulation to meet the demand of critical mass must have both!

He said both of what? And they said it must have both 16 denominations and 8 decimals!

They also said cryptocurrency must have a function 4 to meet the supply and demand of critical mass!

Furthermore, they said the genesis of the denominations must be 3 single digits that add to the sum of 8 which is the sum of 16 minus 8! But, the sequence must be a three-digit number that equals the sum of 9 digits because the base ten numbering system only has ten single-digit numbers 0 to 9.

Therefore, the beginning of the denomination series must be 1 / 2 / 5 which equals 8. However, the 3 digit number 125 must also equal the sum of 9 letters because the 10th number of the base ten numbering system is 9.

That means the 15 single digits equals 15 but corresponds to the word MULTITUDE as in critical mass or mass adoption which is clearly 9 numbers that are 13+21+12+20+9+20+21+4+5=125.

Additionally, the numbers of the 15 letters for the name Satoshi Nakamoto figure precise and concise to correspond with the words IMMORTAL CREATOR!

Finally, when it was all said and done they said Satoshi Nakamoto is the immortal creator of blockchain technology ~ the computer science of cryptography to innovate money at the Genesis, the beginning of an age of abundance!

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