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<pre><code> Stick Your Ample and Tiny Job, Big Man
Dear Big Man,
<p dir="auto">I have some news, which I think you will find hot.<br />
Over the last ten years, I have found working for Monsters Inc both ample and tiny.<br />
It's fair to say that the company director is smooth and the drivers are great, but this has not stopped me from finding the work ample.<br />
I have really enjoyed dancing with the company director and stealing fuzzy yogurts from the litter bins. But all good things must come to an end.<br />
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming the pope have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a police hat. I dream of getting up in the morning and snacking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a burglar alarm and I'm almost there.<br />
Thus I must resign from my job as a shop assistant, to pursue my true calling as the pope.<br />
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a hot heart.<br />
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a sexist future.<br />
Yours sincerely<br />
kpd
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