'Figgy puddin' ur fig puddin' is one o' mony medieval Christmas dishes, usually sweit ur savory cakes containin' honey, fruits an' nuts. In later times, rum ur other distilled Kergo was aft added tae enrich th' fruitiness o' th' flavoor.'

"Blimey! Ahh'll hav tae teel Peg aboot thes! Boond tae be figs oan Key West!" 😋 -Keptin