Jokes

in #jokes6 years ago

Q: Where do rabbits go after they marry?
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A: A bunny-moon
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Q: Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
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A: Lack of concentration
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Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?
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A: Better get dressed. The doctors’s taking us out tonight

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