Well, another thing I like about you is you have fucking good taste in music. It's been about 45 years since I got visited by a swat team. It was Lincoln County WA and I knew all the guys so it really was more of a visit than anything...
So. 4 boxes of sparklers. Is that enough to fine tune the portrait of Hunter S Thompson? Do not forget the cigarette holder...
So you are still alive and kickin! I blame it all on the dive bars. Ha, nice! There weren't nearly as many swat teams then I don't reckon. Never had them come for me specifically, was always my neighbors or folks I knew. The church siege in 2020 involved the feds so I don't see how swat wasn't involved but they weren't there for me specifically. By the end of that year the swat team and I were quite familiar with one another but I wouldn't say that we actually knew each other. Just had lots of photos of one another...
Now that sounds like a proper challenge! Never been much count at drawing, may well take more than four boxes. Shouldn't be too much of a problem, you ever make a run up I-65? Once you cross the Ohio into Indiana you can get anything you want, as long as it is fireworks, guns, porn, or corn. There's Jesus too, but he don't keep the same hours. Gonna have to plan for that, you have to know in advance exactly what you're going to do, scribbling mirror image four letter words is difficult enough.
Oklahoma and Idaho are both closer. Not as much corn, either :)
Yeah. I have enough trouble remembering which hand to put the L on my forehead with. Wrong hand makes a statement I don't really like :)
It wasn't much of a raid at my place. 0330 and I was awake but not up. My dog was fussed up so I went to the door with nothing but a pistol in hand. My friend who was in charge held off on the warrant service for a minute so I could put on a pair of pants and take off the pistol. They told me it was a dope warrant so I laughed and made them coffee...They didn't find any because there wasn't any.
Ha, yeah, Indiana isn't as arid or mountainous as Idaho but otherwise it's hard to tell the difference.
That sounds like how things go where I grew up. It's a bit different here although they share the same fondness for raiding in the middle of the night. Always seemed like a good way to get shot accidentally to me. Knew a Cornbread boy who claimed to have gotten the sheriff's home address put on his driver's license, so if they got a warrant for him it'd be there that got raided.