Sounds like Dreemport gets a super good spin off this.
May I just ask whether either human being involved in this debacle was asked for Parley (since you're keen on pirating) prior to this all going live?
My only interest in this shit storm is that everyone is respected and that everyone is honest. This way maybe there can be some actual "justice" and a mutually beneficial resolution for all parties and the greater good may come to light.
Same thing if all parties are actually focused on the greater good anyway so should be simple and amicable.