Going Off track and a Bunch of Random Nonsense: Typical Saturday Afternoon?

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You know I didn't really want to write this
Morning but what the heck its a Saturday!!!!!🎉🎉.
So I did what any normal kid would do on a Saturday sleep in bed until your limbs fall off. On Saturdays its no school, no stress, no anxiety, no worries, well the list is endless..... Aghhhhhhh(that was a sigh of relief not an infuriated yell, how was I suppose to type it that is the best I could do) anyway what was i saying( parenthesis are the best you can go off track as much as you like) yeah so I was saying its Saturday and I woke up at a whooping 12:00Pm you could say it ain't that much and you're probably right. But for me its crazy cause I'm usually the early waker in the family. So it was kind of nice taking a break from that although there's another certain guy in the family who I can never outclass. I would be asking for death if i tried to sleep that late and wake up that late. Although last night was prettyy badbi slept by 2:00am? Why? Because o was watching my favourite TV show ever yeah 'nanann pinananaaa"( that was me jumping around in my underwear trying to sing the theme song). For this action some might regard me as unstable, perhaps mentally disturbed but there is nothing abnormal about that ☺.

As you could have guessed probably by the title this morning I have been feeling very weird, very, very........ RANDOM.

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So I decided to turn that into inspiration to write. Cause that's what a good writer dies who hearing people take some tips😉. Anyway also this morning I picked up my phone and first scrolled through my account nothing new just old posts from about a week ago so o tried checking out if @freewritehouse had announced the winner of the #pic100 contest or if he had put another one (we can assets its a he right? I mean he could be a she or a bunch of people in an actual house?) Thank you parenthesis o don't think with the theme of this post I would have ever gotten to ask that question but the parentheses is magical. Anyway so right now I'm just writing the first word that comes into my he'd while trying to ignore the very loud playing of a popular piece by yanni. PLS stop playing that awful song I've heard better!!!!! No offense to yanni tho.

Yanni: None taken.

Hmnnnnn yep sure is quite the Saturday. This is actually my first time posting here on this community even tho I found out about it a long time ago. I've seen lots of people post on here so o found this to be the perfect opportunity to post on The Weekend(no pun intended).

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Yawnnnn my eye lids are closing in one me can't believe that I actually still fell like sleeping even tho I don't. You know that feeling when your body tells you that you need more sleep but your brain has had enough so you just want to get out of bed and you ended up forcing yourself to get out of bed, although some times the body wins the tug of war and you end up going back to sleep, well have you experienced it?...... No? Well it happens that's what exactly happened to em this morning and basically every morning .

I have this thing when I'm sleeping apparently its called sleep paralysis. Don't know what it is? Look it up!, well it doesn't really matter either way I'll tell you its actually kind of hard to explain so I'll just take the Internet's definition

Me: what is sleep paralysis

Internet: Sleep parenthesis is when you fall a sleep after using too much parenthesis.

Me: No! No! I said What is sleep PARALYSIS!

Google: You don't need to yell.

Well after that we got into a full flooded fight which ended up with me having to tell you guys my own definition
Sleep paralysis is a state of being asleep and yet being conscious of your surroundings. Like your stuck in between sleep and being awake you are unable to move and sometimes it comes with chocking. You may be aware of your surroundings you may even here things going on around you bit you can't move your head or anything but thankfully its only temporal.

Yep there a lot of causes of sleep paralysis,and cures I hope cause it's really bugging me as a matter of fact they make it seem like its not such a really big deal but its definitely the worst experience of my life and I have it pretty often so you can imagine reliving the same thing over and over again.

Anyway so yeah that's what you get when you mix my weird attitude with a Saturday morning you get a pretty Random post.

I hope you excel in whatever you do.