Happy New Year! Here is to laughing it up in 2022!

in LOLZ's Fun House7 months ago

2022 is here! Happy New Year to all our users!

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Project Update

As the LOLZ Project moves into 2022 we are looking forward to releasing some new features including LOLZ community contributed jokes and LOLZ defi. We had hoped to have those ready by the beginning of the year, but vacations, holidays, and some personal to-do's have delayed those launches a bit. We now expect to release both in the coming month or two.

Mining Update

Our mining rate has stayed up in the 250-300 tokens per day rate which is great. We really enjoy reading some of the comments our jokes get and truly appreciate the upvotes and occasional !LUV or slice of !PIZZA sent our way.

We have mined well over the 8000 tokens needed to move us to our final holding requirements, but as stated in our last update we will hold off on that until January 7th as a way to say Happy New Year!

Market Update

The price and volume of the LOLZ token has been finding itself dropping a bit over our Holiday break. The price is now bouncing around the 4 and 8 cent range. We expect the release of LOLZ defi may help drive that price back up as we will begin rewarding holders of the LOLZ token. As such, it may be a good time to load up on some cheap tokens in advance of release of the LOLZ defi and the upcoming threshold increase.

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LOLZ Free For All

Drop a comment (while this post is active) and let us hit you with an LOLZ!

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About LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.


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Happy new year 👌🤗🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷 I hope 2022 going good .

Thanks! !LOLZ

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

@foxkoit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

laughter is the best medicine... but !BEER & !PIZZA come a close second ;-)

Yummm... I love beer and pizza.... !LOLZ

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

@braaiboy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

Happy new year to the awesome team of @lolztoken ! We are expecting your arrival!
!LOLZ

Thanks! !LOLZ

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

@lofone, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)

!LOL you have my absolute support as laughing is the best also in 2022

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pocketrocket
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Thanks! Hope you had a fantastic new year !LOLZ

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

@pocketrocket, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

Happy new year guys! Keep up the great work!
!LOLZ

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @vcclothing
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Thanks! !LOLZ

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

@vcclothing, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

Just bought me some!
Good luck!
Oh BTW, who created your website, which host?

Oh, and !LOLZ

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

@silversaver888, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

I created it, and use Bluehost.

!LOLZ

!LOLZ back at ya.

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

Thank you for the congratulations) And I wish you a harmonious and successful development of the project, new achievements, and more jokes and fun))
!LOLZ

Thanks for the good wishes! !LOLZ

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

@alekst7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @alekst7
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Have a !LOLZ for a LOLZ for a LOLZ! :D

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @boboman
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)

Why thank you! I will recycle it with an !LOLZ to you!

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

@boboman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

This has been a fun project. Thanks for making us laugh :) !LOL

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

You are very welcome! !LOLZ

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

I need more !LOL Token! 🤣🤣 Happy new year to you!

Everyone needs more !LOLZ token! !gif funny

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

@tawadak24, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @tawadak24
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

Great, hang out in Comedy Open Mic, always good for some lolz. Need to start using commands like that, but you know, with age comes...who are you again?

😁

Trust me, we get the age part. !LOLZ

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

@bulldog-joy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

!WHO

(let me know if that doesn't work)

Hmmm... it doesn't work ... yet. !LOLZ

Coolest response you've received all year.

👊🏼

!LOLZ

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@dandays, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

@lolztoken silly me. Seems like just yesterday I caught your article about everyone gets two free LOLZ/day, maybe I misread that.

Hmm... I'm not sure where you would have read that.

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

@dandays, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

Knock Knock

!WHOs there?

Spell

Spell !WHO?

Ok, !-W-H-O

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

Are they applauding the lady on the bottom lefts black eye?

😂 Didn't even see that. 2 in 1.

!LOLZ

I'm already racking up LOLZ for the Defi release.
Always with this tip token that I love.
!LOLZ

!LOLZ to you my friend!

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

Happy new year LOLZ Community!
I can’t wait for definire project!

!lolz

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@stewie.wieno you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 6 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

Thanks! Hopefully it will be worth the wait. !LOLZ

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

@stewie.wieno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Happy New Year

Thanks! !LOLZ

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

@bokica80, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

Happy New Year!
Have a !PIZZA

Yum yum yum... !LOLZ

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.

@steem82868, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

Feliz navidad para todos familia !LOL

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@lokywolf2295 you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 4 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

Thanks! !LOLZ

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

@lokywolf2295, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)

Happy new year to y'all, hope you enjoyed your vacations! And thanks for the update.
!LUV

Thanks! !LOLZ

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)

It's always so much fun reading through your jokes. I can't wait for what you have in stuck thIs year

Glad you enjoy them! Hopefully we can keep them fresh in the new year. !LOLZ

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

@doziekash, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

!LOLZ

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @theabsolute
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Thanks! !LOLZ

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

Glad to be apart of the laughts. Thanks for the tokens and ill be ready to be in the DeFi pool when that launches. !PIZZA

Great! !LOLZ

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change!

Change is the one thing we can count on. !LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

@bitpizza, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

I am really enjoying the LOLZ token so far. Good luck in 2022! Happy New Year!
!PIZZA

Thanks! !LOLZ

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

@harlowjourney, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

Let's hope 2022 is the year they disclose the existence of aliens.

At the very least NASA should declassify the existence of the second face on Mars.

Happy 2022!

lolz-on-mars.jpg

Source of unmodified image: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap210704.html

Hahaha... I love it. !LOLZ Happy New year to you too.

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

@memehive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

I made a rough draft design of a model for a LOLZ token refrigerator magnet in Tinkercad. I am going to brush up the face a little bit to correct for the imperfections and adjust the text so there is less empty space between the text and face.

Do you have any other suggestions on how to improve the design before I 3D print it?

lolz-token-3d.gif

The eyes in our logo are a bit different, but that is awesome! I !LOLZ it!

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

@holovision, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Sorry for the delay. This is what the rough draft 3D print looks like. If you don't mind me making a exact copy of the LOLZ token logo on a 3D print I can make a version 2.0 in Tinkercad in a few days.

What are the terms of use for the LOLZ logo? Now that I've been whitelisted on proofofbrain.io to mint NFTs I am starting to mint 3D art NFTs featuring the various Hive tribes.

lolz_print_rough.jpg

So I took the image from pixabay so the same licenses apply. For our logo I have been using it unchanged, and don't claim any copyright on that image.

We probably could and should claim trade mark on the logo with the LOLZ token lettering, but I'm not really a lawyer and haven't looked in to that.

That said, you have our permission to use our logo in your NFTs and other merchandise. Any publicity is good publicity.

Any chance we can get a percentage of NFTs created? Say 10% of the NFTs created w/ the LOLZ token on them exclusively and 1 NFT where it is included in with other tokens? Or maybe pick of the litter (ie, the first or second edition)? We will likely hold them for the long term so you won't have to worry about us hurting your sales.

Right now on proofofbrain.io what I am doing is minting six editions of each NFT under Limited Reproduction Rights. When using the LOLZ token logo for my art I can send you one of those editions. I keep the #1 edition and I can send @lolztoken edition #2. If I ever mint a batch of private rights NFTs featuring the LOLZ token logo I can send @lolztoken ten percent of the editions minted. That's fair.

Here is what I have minted so far on proofofbrain.io using the Hive logo and the VYB logo:
https://www.proofofbrain.io/@holovision/gallery

Oh, and !LOLZ

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
@holovision, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Sounds fair to me too. Thanks!

Thanks again for the permission to use your LOLZ logo in my NFTs. I've been working on it and on Monday @memehive will launch a collection of 128 NFTs. So far I've minted LOLZ Bot #113-#128.

https://www.hiveme.me/@memehive/collection

I am going to mint the rest of the collection tomorrow. LOLZ Bot #1 and #3 I'll reserve for @memehive. I'll send LOLZ Bot #2 and #4 to you. After I mint the rest of the collection tomorrow; over the weekend you can go through the link above and let me know what other twelve (12) LOLZ bot #s you want from the collection and I will send them to you. That will give you a total of fourteen (14) NFTs from the collection to do with as you please. The rest of the remaining LOLZ Bots #5-#128 will be put up for sale to raise more funding for the @memehive tribe.

I transferred LOLZ Bot NFTS #2 and #4 to you.

https://www.hiveme.me/@lolztoken/collection

If you can let me know what other twelve (12) NFTs from the LOLZ Bot collection #5-#128 you want for your share by Monday 11th at 12 p.m. PST I will transfer them to you. Otherwise I'll pick the 12 to transfer to you and put the rest up for sale Monday afternoon. Thanks again.

https://www.hiveme.me/@memehive/collection

Hey! Thanks! These are VERY cool. Since I'm also a @gatorfan I will go with the orange and blue ones first. Then which ever ones you want to send me.

Also I see that you bought one of my LOLZ Governess NFTs too! AWESOME!!! So glad to have you on board as a Governor! What is your discord handle, and I will send you an invite to the Governor's Mansion.

Posted using MemeHive

O.K. I think I transferred the ones you wanted to you. Thanks. In a few hours I'll put the rest of the NFTs up for sale and make a post about them on hiveme.me.

On Discord I am Holovision#8104.

The world definitely needs more laughter. LOLZ is a great project. Have a great and profitable New Year :-D

Thanks! !LOLZ

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

@chris.topher, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
@harlowjourney(1/5) tipped @lolztoken (x1)
braaiboy tipped lolztoken (x1)
steem82868 tipped lolztoken (x1)
marshmellowman tipped lolztoken (x1)

Learn more at https://hive.pizza.

Happy new year boss

Thanks! !LOLZ

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

@etiboy56, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Thanks! !LOLZ

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

@etiboy56, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)