Escaping from kidnappers

Kidnapping is not a good thing, and most of the time it has been seen that kidnappers are technically human but mentally inhuman. So I don't think kidnappers have any kind of humanity unless they are new to the kidnapping profession.

The first thing kidnappers do naturally after kidnapping is bind our hands and eyes; otherwise, they make us senseless. So it's nearly impossible to allow us to talk and irritate them. Moreover, we may not have the have the courage to speak in such a risky situation.
So assuming that kidnappers allow me to speak and humanity is still alive in their hearts. I know it's a fantasy, but I am thinking about it for the Hive learners contest prompt.

So what I will say to them which will change their minds and allow me to leave within 25 minutes. As I am moderately good at psychology and I can do a little acting as well, it may be helpful to force them to leave me. So let's assume that I will be kidnapped and in the vehicle of kidnappers. The storyline is going to be made from here. Let's start.

I will start at the beginning and draw the attention of the kidnappers. I will tell them I am lost and I don't know where my family is if they ask me why I am crying. Additionally, I will say that I haven't eaten since the morning. They will try to console me, and at the same time I will start to laugh, saying, "I made you a fool. I made you a fool. All of you are foolish, and I am the smart one.". I will show no sign of fear and ask for information about everyone. I will try to make them afraid, saying I am a child of a police officer, and then again, I will say, "My father will come and punish all of you. All of you are timid, and I am brave. I am not afraid of the police". Naturally, a panic situation will be created among kidnappers after hearing that I am a police child of police.

Again, I will start to act like a child and make some demands for food and toys; otherwise, I will cry, slap, and beat them. I will make them irritate again and again, demanding something like a kid. I just try to make them believe that I am mad or a mental patient. My demand will increase with time to time, and that will make them irritated. Moreover, hearing that I am a child of the police naturally makes them afraid; it doesn't matter if it's the truth or not, as they won't get any opportunity to verify the information. Because of my madness and their fear, they will be forced to leave me without any kind of demand.

As I said, that kind of thing is possible in fantasy, but in real life, that kind of thing doesn't happen because kidnappers are not fools, and they came to kidnapping because they should have the courage and not be afraid of anything. So whatever I say, it won't have any impact on the minds of kidnappers. Moreover, they won't allow me to talk too much. For that, they won't hesitate to beat me to make me quiet.