Wah gwaan, bredrins? Mi an' mi crew a chill, smokin', an' drinkin'. Den, mi bredrin start bawl 'bout him girl trick 'im.
Mi jus' give dem di real deal 'bout di pumpum life. Mi say, 'Bredrins, tings crazy! Gyal an' man a cheat, left, right, an' center! Yuh gotta watch yuh back, 'cause nobody loyal no more.
Yah see, God create woman fi earth fi be man's ride-or-die, y'know? Fi help out, fi keep company, an' fi build a life together, from dawn till dusk, ya hear? An' dem two become one flesh, like a perfect mashup, ya feel?
An' yuh know di real ting 'bout di pumpum, it's fi di married couples, mon! Dat's di beauty of di union, ya see? Di love, di care, di loyalty, an' di intimacy, all wrapped up in one package, like a sweet likkle gift from Jah!
Yah see, Di pumpum game change, bredrin! Yah see, di ting now, sister dem a dash away di pumpum fi free, an' it's lose its flavour, ya feel? Back inna di days, pumpum was like gold, but now yuh can order it online like a likkle pizza. Dat's pure sadness, mon! But mi no bother, mi a go take di opportunity, 'cause life short, an' pumpum still nice and sweet, ya hear?
Yah take the moral lesson bredrin: Don't hate di pumpum, hate di vessel, ya hear? Focus pon di system, no di individual, 'cause di vessel might be flawed, but di pumpum still precious, ya feel?
I an i dun understand watcha sayn mon.
I'm just trying to say these days people don't value sex
In the old days sex was like gold
You'd have to wait to get married to have sex
Now you could basically get it off the streets or online
I'm not really complaining cause I'm also guilty but I do miss the time when sex was something to look forward to.