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BURP-POP

(excuse me, stuffed my face too full of real maple syrup coconut popcorn until it popped out of my mouth)

Don't you go flaunting your Canadian colors at me. And damn your real east coast maple syrup coconut popcorn! I wanna burp-pop 'til I drop, too, you know.

maple syrup coconut trees exist?

Don't you go flaunting your Canadian colors at me.

I don't wear red and white with a maple leaf like a corporate thief. I'd have to puke on it to change the colours, oh wait, no, never mind, it's all the colours of the rainbow so how about we just forget the whole color conundrum, drum it out the door?

Of course I had to mention maple syrup 'cause I know sugar maple's not a tree in the west you see so no, no real maple syrup for you unless you get it on the black market, but be careful of that, Maple Syrup Mafia doesn't look kindly on those with a small side business sugar shack.

maple syrup coconut trees exist?

No, at least I don't think so, but maybe I might be wrong but probably not.

So that you can burp-pop until you drop, here's how you can make it:

Pop popcorn in extra virgin coconut oil. Dump into bowl. Using same pot, pour in maple syrup and extra virgin coconut oil, more syrup than oil, eyeball it to your tastes, heat that and mix it together, throw some sea salt in with it (or add after), then pour that yummyness all over your popcorn. Then burp-pop until you drop from decandent deliciousness richness.

Excess syrup is sent to the global strategic reserve of maple syrup for release during future shortages.

Thank fucking GOD. And Jesus. And all his apostles except that axe-wielder.

So what does this mean for Vermont Maple Syrup?

Your popcorn recipe sounds amazing. And a god recipe for pooping. (Trying to restrain myself from the gif, here.)

Seeing syrup twice in the same line meant I had to interrupt this comment flow to go make pancakes with REAL maple syrup all over them.

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Oh my deliciousness, munch, munch, these pancakes are so delicious drowning in REAL maple syrup.

except that axe-wielder.

Is it okay if I'm an axewielder, or is it just that one that's an exception?

So what does this mean for Vermont Maple Syrup?

Never had it. Never looked into it. I know nothing Vermont. There is the thing though that a border is a line that you can't see, so it's another illusion.

And a god recipe for pooping. (Trying to restrain myself from the gif, here.)

And there you go, reaching for godpoop status, secretly snatching superpoop recipes to falsely ascend to godpoopery.

Oh my GOD.

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😂 Gotcha. Score. Maple Surple Pours.