Ahoy there, pirate Cabe. Good to see you!
Optometrist? Nah, it must have been a little accident from a battle with other pirates, maybe while rescuing a young lady? ;)
How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they "arrrr!"
😂😂😂
Yeah, that's the real story. Except it was a young lady who beat me in the sword battle, lol. :)
Yeah, that makes sense. ;)
On a serious note, I hope it will pass quickly!