Reddit jokes hot 25 on 2017-08-09

in #funny7 years ago
  1. After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.
  2. The other day I told a girl, "You look great without glasses."
  3. Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until
  4. They found a cat on mars...
  5. Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
  6. Amsterdam - have sex and get stoned.
  7. My wife screamed in pain during labor...
  8. Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance
  9. A man is queuing at the five items or less checkout.
  10. What do you call a caveman who doesn't really know where he's going?
  11. TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world.
  12. What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
  13. My wife was in the height of labour. Screaming in agony as I mopped her brow. She turned to me and grabbed my hand. Her face scrunched up and staring deep into my eyes, she let out a hiss and shouted, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!"
  14. I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
  15. What do you call a rich asian?
  16. Blind Man
  17. I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."
  18. What's the difference between a traffic light and a banana?
  19. I really love 50 Cent...
  20. Will glass coffins be successful?
  21. My Cocaine Is So White....
  22. I'm going to kill myself
  23. What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?
  24. One day, a violent husband leaves his wife.
  25. Would you remarry?
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