Just For Fun 😆
Welcome to PunLiteration
Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 5. I had a splendid weekend which I believe you all had as well. I just have this feeling that today is the start of a great week for all Steemians. Let me guess, SBD and Steem will rise again after crawling throughout last week.
A winner has emerged for last week’s contest. Keep reading to find out who…
Key Words for This Week
Key words for this week are:
Let's Go!
March 12th as mortal Michael met
and married Michelle, a Maryland
mermaid on MONDAY.
to watch Tiger Woods’ tennis training
twice on TUESDAY.
bravely wiping the tears of a wounded
wailing whale on WEDNESDAY.
a possible threatening tomorrow’s
trying times, why wait till THURSDAY.
flown for forty five hours from France to
Florida just to buy freshly flavored
fragrance flowers on FRIDAY.
silly sexy wife after secretly seducing
seventy sales specialist before going
on sabbatical on SATURDAY.
to buy a sexy sleeved skater dress so
that they can attend the Sweet Sixteen sex
seminar slated to hold this SUNDAY
Laughter Quote of The Week
Laugher is smile’s first daughter. You should marry her. — Necha
Who doesn’t want to live happily ever after?😆
Disclaimer
I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.
Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)
Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-4
Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry).. Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a decimal point for a fool stop. 😆 😆 😆 For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition. Some winning entries will be featured in week #6
Rules
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Only one entry per person
The whole .700SBD has been sent to you for being the only punster. There was only one participant in last week’s contest and his entry won. Congratulations @lurvie-b on your winning entry, it has been featured in Weekly PunLiteration #5.
How i wish more people can join this contest to make it more hot and all of that.Thanks to @onenecha for organizing this contest. I indeed received my reward. Thanks.
Let me tell some of my friends again
My entry
When Wilson wallet was white, Winifred wired some money to Wilson because he won the West Washington lottery worth of $2 million with a white water wagon on WEDNESDAY