Joke of the Day

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

Joke of the Day

I am enjoying the "OK Google" function. Every morning I ask it for a joke; It tells me a joke and I laugh. Laughter is a great way to start the day.

Today's Joke:

Which animal is the least trustworthy?

Ans: The Cheetah.

Smile and Have a Happy Day!

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