Life is like…
A box of spanners. Either they are close at hand and you feel you can handle the toughest nut with ease.
Or
You can not find the 10mm spanner, lose your shit, search your shed for 5hrs all the while swearing like a sailor. Then you suddenly realise you loaned the 10mm spanner to your best friend weeks ago, you leave to kill your best friend with a 25mm spanner.
- Some Stupid Random Guy