A man and his wife where in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of child. THE WIFE……..jumps up and says “your honour I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody”……….the judge turn to the husband and asked what he has to say.! THE man then said calmly “your honour, if I put my ATM card ……..into an ATM machine and cash comes out……. Whose cash is it………… the MACHINE OR MINE.
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