Wtf did i just write about? YIKES..fuck it. POST

So...
I think I thought a thought I thought. I think I thought a thought. If the thought I think I thought is what I think I thought..then check this

People be sayin' .. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" but what the fuck does that even mean?

Let's start with what they mean by a bird. Clearly the phrase itself is metaphorical, so it probably isn't really a bird. Hm..so birds have beaks..and a beak is used for pecking at shit..pecking implies there is a pecker and a pecker is also another term referring to the male genitalia aka the penis

Potentially that would make bird = penis

If true, we are now at " A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Being an old phrase, and being well informed on the history of the female pubis. I do recall that women back in the day never used to shave their pubic mound. The wild overgrowth below is also known as a bush..and when one talks of this the bush they are generally referring to the vagina.
If bush = vagina = pussy = cunt and bird = pecker = penis = dick that would bring us to..

"A dick in the hand is worth two in the cunt"

In conclusion, this seemingly bullshit phrase when deciphered reveals how a woman should go about her first threesome with 2 guys. Although both might fit in the cunt...it will be painful. So a dick in the hand is most certainly worth two in the cunt.

Now we know.