How about a joke to lighten to mood a bit? Original Content (with some classic puns.)

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

G'day Steemcomedians,

I saw an old joke posted on facebook and it inspired me to make it original. So here you go.


I went to the new zoo yesterday and they only had three cages on display.

In the first cage was nothing but a piece of toast. When I asked him why, the zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

The next cage held just an envelope with a crown stamped in wax. I didn't even have to ask before the zoo keeper piped up with "And this is our majestic seal".

In the last cage was a dog, just a normal dog.

The zoo keeper looked me dead in the eye and said plainly "What can I tell you? this is a shih tzu".


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Thank you for the platform.

-Drakahn

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