A Parrot For Sale
A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.
The owner: "we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself"
Lady:"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself"
The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.
Lady: how do I look?
Parrot: like a prostitute
Lady: I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!
The owner: pls lady just give me a moment.....(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, "if u're rude to that
lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket". When the man came back to d counter he told the lady now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite.
CONVERSATION
LADY: if I come home at night with a man, what will u call this man?
PARROT: Your husband!
LADY: Good, what if I come home with two men?
PARROT: Your husband & your in-law.
LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?
PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw & your brother!
LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?
PARROT: (looked back at the owner)....and said "pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!!
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