Ha ha, I'm glad you enjoyed the story buttcoins.

Has my wife and my life become too normy….should we occasionally be dosing ourself 🤪

I don't think your life is too normal mate. It prob would end up chaotic and manic if you won the 'coffee lottery' as described in my story 😂 It was just a kinda daft premise for a short story really... poor Simon was left waiting by the side of the road after footy practice while his parents ground their teeth and cleaned the bathroom 😂