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I know.

It's like the time I went to Tiajuana. And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
I kinda felt bad for the horse!

Oh dude... that is all kinds of wrong. I don't think I could ever go to one of those shows. Maybe I'm a bit of a prude or some shit.