I hope you think of that every time you put something large and purple into your mouth.
whoever hacked my account is probably posting this comment right now, so don't blame me...I mean...don't blame @negativer.
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Alright you hacker-jerk, I think I can feel the difference between an eggplant and my boyfriend's engorged penis in my mouth. (deadpan anyone?)
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You say that now, but wait until after 10 shots of hard liquor. Everything looks and feels different after 10 shots of anything.
account hacking continues. also @negativer is a very handsome fellow
Yes, consulting the profile pic, he certainly is!
Ironically, atop my table are 10 shots of Smirnoff (don't judge). The fridge is perfectly devoid of aubergine.
At this point in the story, I ask @negativer (through his hacker liaison of course) if he is perhaps unencumbered this evening?