Oh, it's true. I get winked at by him ALL the livelong day. But see, I have a special wink-bot that defends against his powerful winkage. Or rather, it prepares for them by anticipating the powerful energy surge before the wink actually happens, and the bot surrounds me with a wink-resistant force field within a nano second, just in time to protect against all calamities.

It's pretty cool I'll send you the wink link.....here