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This is a shitpost program. Similar to the programmed reality of steemit. It has a set of basic rules, rules of levity. What you must learn is that these rules are no different from the rules of a financial system. Some of them can be bent, others can be broken. Understand? Then roast me, if you can.

Snarky.....we like! You're going to fit right in.

We're got all flavors here, the clean, primp and proper folks have their safe place here, since we try to be all inclusive and probably fail every week in embarrassment :P

Roast:

Samuel Douglas

there is no hippy surfy crypto investing dude deserving of this name....get back into a suit, a corner legal office, and strap yourself into the proctologist chair for your annual prostate probe....you deserve to get you ass tighten once again!



Shame! Shame! Shame!

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Awwww! That was like nuzzeld by a cute kitten!

hey sammy, we be needing your help....any idea how to get @Ausbitbank's attention to COM?

He's a big supporter an Steemit Open Mic and we have a ton of Aussies and Kiwis here contributing to comedyopenmic materials and resources and not getting down-under support fro the big fishes, last count about 3 of the Judges are Aussies!

And still no support from TeamAustralia :( (Sad Face)....any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Alot of us are already witness voting for @ausbitbank ...... even myself, can you get the word to him, even a few thousand SP delegation or a modest weekly allowance to support the Aussie's giving their precious time, dough, and creativity would make a world of difference to our comedy community.

I'll see what I can do - will run into him on discord soon enough.

thanks mate!

This might take a while, he got distracted by a pretty strange dude today.

S-s-stop looking at me @dj123! Wasn't me!